They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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