You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
ttyl tear gas
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
