I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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