he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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