she was so not down for the gang bang
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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