Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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