Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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