guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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