You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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