i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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