I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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