a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
this will be a night to untag.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Terrible idea I love it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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