Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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