hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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