No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize