I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
