i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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