Fuck appropriateness.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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