she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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