And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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