we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
