ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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