he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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