Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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