If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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