p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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