Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
It's shark week go big or go home
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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