If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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