can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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