oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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