Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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