I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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