Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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