he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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