girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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