I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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