The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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