Having a random hookup so left but love u
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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