my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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