I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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