i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
