What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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