i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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