Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
