Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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