I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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