better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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