I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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