i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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