Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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