Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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