69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
